About Us

Welcome to Sarcastic Language Custom Designs, an upstart, family-run t-shirt brand where social awkwardness and sarcasm are not just personality traits—they’re a lifestyle.

We’re your run of the mill introvert couple who would rather communicate through t-shirts than actual conversations. Small talk? Nope. But a well-placed sarcastic comment on a graphic tee? Absolutely.

Our goal is simple: create shirts that speak for those of us who don’t always have the energy (or social skills) to say it out loud. Whether you’re the master of dry humor, the champion of awkward silences, or just someone who appreciates a solid eye-roll-worthy statement, we’ve got something for you.

So, if you’ve ever left a party early to go home and design an entire conversation in your head about why you left that party early… welcome. You’re among friends. Well, internet friends. Let’s not get too close.

Stay awkward,

The Sarcastic Language Crew